“How to Make an Organ Toss Game” And Other Strange & Spooky Searches

On this Friday the 13th, we at Nina Hale, Inc. thought it was only appropriate to showcase the seedy underbelly of search. That’s right, buckle down for round four of “Weird Searches from NHI.” From hilarious searches to queries that make you question the searcher’s sanity, we see it all. So pause for a moment and follow us down the search query rabbit hole. These are real searches that people conducted on Google from January, 2012 – March, 2012.

  1. “What is the percentage of being dead?”
  • This query only makes sense in a post-apocalyptic zombie-invested world.
  1. “Eco tech ninja”
  • Going green can be dangerous work. Best to have ninjas do the fightin’. Like this guy:

Eco Ninja

  1. “Where to get fire resistant gloves like on America’s next top model?”
  • I’m not sure if ATNM is the best place to get fire resistant glove advice …
  1. “Does Lysol cure AIDS?”
  • Aw, this one is just sad. Lysol does have many magic properties but I’m afraid curing AIDS is not one of them. After all, it’s no Windex.
  1.  “Uniform store for dogs”
  1. “Will an enlarged prostate make it harder to poop?”
  • Well, I can’t imagine it would make it easier. Also, wha?
  1. “Bladder that is leatherlike”
  • Question: how does one even know when one’s bladder is “leatherlike?” Curious and curiouser.
  1. “How do I know if I have an overactive bladder or am just drinking too much?”
  • Does your bladder wake up often in the middle of the night? Can it not sit still for more than a few minutes at a time? If you answered yes, then your bladder is overactive. (Ba-dum-bum.)
  1.  “Best online graduate ‘criminal’”
  • In my day we voted on things like “most likely to succeed.”
  1. “How to make an organ toss game”
  • This is legitimately scary. Is this some kind of serial killer game? A favorite pastime for maniac surgeons? Suffice to say I never want to meet this searcher.
  1. “Inhaling whipped cream”
  • Man, I get it. I’ve had those days too.
  1.  “Almost the most fun bunk bed ever”
  • Found next to ‘nearly the coolest night light’ and the ‘almost awesome area rug.’
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