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Earth Day 2013 Terra Searches

Friday, April 19th, 2013

Earth Day is upon us and coming up quick, April 22, 2013 to be exact, so what better time to share some searches about our beloved planet? Earth Day is an occasion to be particularly aware of how we care for our planet, and is a time to show and practice appreciation for this ball of rock, gas, and minerals that we, and other living organisms, call home. Our terra (or earth) searches deal with all varieties of questions, events, and ways to help our earth from pollution and other contributors to climate change. So save energy, pick up some trash, plant a garden, and try celebrating a day for our earth. Enjoy the most eco-friendly searches we have to offer:

  • earth day tee shirts

-         A must to show off some Earth Day pride and why not make it fun!?

Earth Day T-Shirts

  • what is earth day

-          Of course many may not know; but earth day is an annual day on which events are held worldwide to demonstrate support for environmental protection. 

  • what day is earth day on

-          Earth day is always on April, 22. April 22nd is significant because it did not fall during exams or spring breaks. More so, it did not conflict with religious holidays. 

-          Love it! Start respecting the earth at a young age.

-          Also a great search because best of all, most events are free and local! Most events include 5k fun runs, park clean-ups, events at science museums and local government offices, as well as music concerts. 

  • earth day pledges

-          This is always great because there really is not ONE pledge you can find. An Earth Day pledge is almost like a New Year’s resolution…so you can make it up and just stick to it!

-          This I always question, because I don’t agree with doing word searches for kids in a classroom during Earth Day, rather, GET OUTSIDE and contribute to the cause!

-          Most eco-friendly way to spread the word without the use of paper!

  • why was earth day created

-          Credited to Gaylord Nelson, a U.S. Senator from Wisconsin. Observing the effects of the 1969 Santa Barbara oil spill, and encouraged by the student anti-war movement, he called for an environmental teach-in, later called “Earth Day.” More than one billion people and many national governments in almost 200 countries participate. 

  • how can I prevent global warming

-          Love the ambition, but I would have searched “how can WE prevent global warming.” It will need to be a collective effort.

Thanks for joining us for 2013′s Earth Day searches from Nina Hale, Inc. Have a fun, safe, and eco-friendly Earth Day!

 Google Earth Day Doodle

Tax Cheaters Beware: We’re On To You

Wednesday, April 10th, 2013

If you’ve already finished your taxes, you’re probably sleeping well at night, daydreaming about how to spend your refund, and neatly storing your grocery receipts for next year. If you haven’t finished your taxes yet, time is running out. April 15th is right around the corner. In these few days you have left to accomplish what you’ve been dreading since this time last year, you may find yourself looking for a few simple tricks to ease the burden of filling out your taxes. A tax cheat, perhaps. You are not alone.

 Here are a few Google search highlights from your fellow procrastinators/felons looking for a simple solution:

  • how to tax fraud
  • democrat tax cheats
  • open a Swiss bank account
  • how to legally avoid paying taxes
  • tax cheats hotline

If you are displeased with your Google results, you may turn to your friends. Perhaps you will wonder how you can acquire this tax fraudulence information more quickly. Maybe you will consult Facebook. Again, you are not alone, although this time there may be more dire consequences than just bad search results.

The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) may also be monitoring Facebook and Twitter for evidence of tax fraudulence. If your tax forms cause the agency to raise a brow, you may be subject to a social media inspection. The good news is there is a simple solution: don’t cheat on your taxes and your social chatter is safe. At least for now.

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                                Photo Source: http://lorakathleen.com/tax-time/

Valentine’s Day 2013 Love Searches

Wednesday, February 13th, 2013

Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, so what better time to share some searches about love? Our love searches deal with all varieties of the emotion, from the everlasting romantic love to pizza love. So turn the lights down, unwrap your chocolates and join us for the most romantic searches we have to offer.

  • love story with complications

- Doesn’t every love story have complications? A better search would be “love story without complications.”

  • romantic prairie bathroom

- Because no room screams romance quite like the bathroom.

  • songs about looking for love

- A Nina Hale classic! Check out our Songs About Searching post to answer this query. 

  • corned beef romantic

- Even in my wildest dreams, I cannot think of a way to make corned beef romantic. Good luck searcher. 

Valentine's Day Search Card

- You go Glen Coco! Seriously though, these poems sound awesome.

  • romantic snow globe

- Ah yes, the romantic snow globe. A classic Valentine’s Day gift. 

  • all consuming love

- Oh boy dear searcher. You’ve got it bad — good luck sifting through those search results. 

  • hipster romantic remedies

- This is an unclear search. Are you looking for remedies against hipster love? Romantic remedies of the hipster variety? Or perhaps hipster remedies to encourage love?! 

 Thanks for joining us for 2013′s love searches from Nina Hale. We hope you have a marvelous Valentine’s Day!

Creative Content: Google Doodles

Monday, January 21st, 2013

Each year we mark the civil rights accomplishments of Dr. Martin Luther King with a national holiday, and each year Google marks the national holiday with a commemorative Google doodle.

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The first Google doodle appeared in 2000 for Bastille day. Since then, Google’s dedicated team of doodlers have produced more than 1000 doodles seen around the world. These doodles leverage familiar holidays, anniversaries, lives of influential people and pop culture to become creative content. 

doods

As we develop our own content marketing strategies and finish planning our 2013 content calendars, we should take inspiration from the authentic and engaging content Google creates. Google’s content enables them to capture and retain consumer interest, an increasingly important feat in an increasingly social world. If we are able to captivate our audiences in the same way, we are sure to experience increased brand and social interaction in the coming year, ultimately growing business.

Strange Searches: The Best of 2012

Thursday, December 20th, 2012

2012 was a busy year for SEOs. A year of Google Panda and Penguin updates, more localization changes than you can shake a stick at, some kind of design update on nearly every social media platform, and more. Searches have been busy too. To close out the year, we’ve gathered the very best of the odd, the hilarious, the gross, and the just plain bizarre searches of 2012. 

These are real searches that people conducted on Google from January, 2012 – December, 2012.

“Ex boyfriend dog toy”

  • No this is not an excuse to have your dog destroy your ex’s favorite shirt. There is actually a dog toy called “the ex-boyfriend.” For the record, he is not an attractive man.

“how to stop anti bullying”

  • We’re really hoping this searcher just doesn’t understand double negatives.

“Acorn cookies!”

  • Not a strange query, we just love the enthusiasm. You make those acorn cookies searcher!

“pain management cuddle treatment”

  • Cuddle treatment! This sounds way better than shots or pills.

“# dead voters in florida”

  • That’s it. The zombie apocalypse is finally here. (Okay, so this actually refers to the voter fraud scandal in Florida where 53,000 dead voters were registered to vote. Still creepy.)

“causes of teen pregnancy”

  • Is it excessive candy? Too much TV? I’ve always wondered!

“instant bullying kit”

  • All of the bullying with none of the work! But seriously, we hope these bullying queries are done by confused searches. Bullying prevention is serious business.

“antler chew vomit”

  • Don’t even know what to say to this one. Except EW.

“scholarships based on height”

  • Strange, but true. You can actually get up to $1,000 for guys 6’2” and taller and girls 5’10” and taller. Little People of America has a scholarship for people 4’10” and under.

“2 pounds of butter in baking”

  • I don’t even care what you’re making with this recipe, all I know is: I want in.

“oops I got Chlamydia”

  • The newest Britney Spears hit?

“help I m addicted to tumblr”

 

Thanks for sticking with us through the gross, absurd, and down-right strange searches in 2012. Stay tuned for what 2013 will bring! 

 


How to Throw a Pinterest Party!

Thursday, December 6th, 2012

Prelude

As search marketers, Pinterest has become a popular tool we can use for both sharing content and creating links. However, when 5:30 comes and I’m riding the train home, I am no longer thinking like a search marketer. I am just like every other user, perusing my friends’ boards, drooling over s’mores stuffed chocolate chip cookies and Manolo Blahniks.

Then, after about 812 pins, I didn’t understand the purpose of my collection. Through my boards I planned 140 dinners, 39 pumpkin carvings, and 3 weddings but had nothing concrete to show for my hours spent on this wonderful, time-sucking site. That’s when I decided to throw my first Pinterest party. 

Pinterest ecard

Someone please tell me this is your life too.

How to Throw a Pinterest Party

Throwing a Pinterest party is really quite simple. Once you pick your theme (I’m on the opinion that every party must have a really great theme), everything you need to plan the party can be found on Pinterest. For my theme I choose a Pinterest Christmas party.

I found Pinterest party invitation ideas, recipes, crafts and decorations all on Pintersest, of course. To store the pins I found for my party, I created my Pinterest Christmas Party board.

Pinterest Christmas Party Pinerest board

After receiving the invites, my guests can view this board to see my Pinterest party recipes and craft ideas and get inspired. Once the board was created, I got to work on following through on some of these pins.

Pinterest Party Invitations

The first thing to do after creating your board is to make your invitations. I love any opportunity to use Photoshop so that’s how I created mine, but card stamping your invitations would also be a fun and creative way to invite your guests.

If this is your first Pinterest party, one thing to keep in mind is that it might be your guest’s first Pinterest party as well. Because of this, you will need to include more than just the time and place of the event. On my Pinterest party invitations I included:

Pinterest party invitation

Pinterest party invitation: time, place, what to bring, etc.

-Time: duh.

-Place: duh.

-Date to RSVP by: this is extremely important in the case of a Pinterest party because you will need to buy materials for your guests and also let people attending know how many people they need to cook for.

-What to bring: this is the area where you will share with guests to bring a unique dessert or appetizer that can be found on your Pinterest board (or elsewhere, but let’s try to stick with the theme here). Also, you may ask your guests to bring money to cover the cost of materials of the craft. I recommend doing one test craft first so you are aware of the cost to make your craft.

-A link to the Pinterest party board: here your guests can find/submit recipe and craft ideas.

-Pictures of the tentative craft plans: get guests excited about what they might be making.

Pinterest Party Preparation

Hopefully, those of you reading this keep a cleaner home than I do because this step required me to take a half day from work and scrub my apartment clean to make it presentable to my guests. Also, since I was throwing a Christmas themed Pinterest party, I had to make sure my Christmas decorations were up to snuff. Below are the Christmas decorations I used for my apartment.

Pinterest party Christmas decorations

Decorate your home to match the theme of the party.

Next, you need to get your materials and ingredients for your dish. When buying the materials, buy extras and keep your receipts. For my party we made ornament wreathes. I bought 490 ornaments to make nine wreathes. There were some extra ornaments but it is always better to have too much instead of too little.

Pinterest party supplies

Make sure you have enough supplies for all of your guests!

When you have your supplies, make a test craft. You will be seen as the expert at your party and people will be looking to you for help. I made my craft a couple days in advance in case something went wrong that would cause me to have to try again.

The Big Event

On the day of the party there were a few things I did to make sure everything ran smoothly: I covered my kitchen island in paper to avoid damaging my counters, I preheated the oven to guests could warm up their dishes on arrival, I set Taylor Swift’s RED to repeat and made a trip to the local liquor store to get Bailey’s and Peppermint Schnapps for the hot chocolate bar.

Hot chocolate bar

Pinterest Party hot chocolate bar. Complete with Bailey’s, Peppermint Schnapps, peppermints, marshmallows, toffee bits, white chocolate chips, candy canes and rolled wafer cookies.

Because I live in a cozy one bedroom apartment, there wasn’t enough workspace for everyone to do their crafts at once so four girls ate while four girls did their crafting, then they switched. This made spending time with my guests easy because I would eat with each group while checking on the other’s progress on the craft.

Guests working on Pinterest craft

The little elves working away!

Pinterest Party supplies
Pretty Christmas ornaments for ornament wreaths
Pinterest party recipes
Pinterest party recipes: Ham & cheese sliders and pinwheels
Pinterest party recipes from guests
Pinterest party recipes: Stuffed bacon and cheese french bread, broccoli cheddar fritters, Rudolph cookies, taco dip and cream cheese pesto Christmas tree.

Red velvet cheesecake cupcake and hot chocolate.

Pinterest party guest with Rudolph cookie

DIY family Christmas ornament wreath

Pinterest party craft: DIY family Christmas ornament wreath

Pinterest party craft: DIY intial Christmas ornament wreath
Pinterest party craft: DIY intial Christmas ornament wreath
Pinterest party guests with craft
Pinterest party guests with their crafts

The Aftermath

Overall it was a great success! Everyone was happy with their wreathes and all the food was delicious. If you’re thinking of throwing a Pinterest party I highly recommend it. It is a fun way to mix things up and get refrigerator filled with all sorts of goodies. Now please, pin Pinterest Party images away!  

SEE THE HOW TO THROW A PINTEREST PARTY BOARD HERE!

P.S. Don’t forget to repin!

Zombie, Dead, & Dying SEM Tactics: A Halloween Special

Wednesday, October 31st, 2012

Happy Halloween everyone! Traditionally Halloween was a time to remember the dearly departed, so in the spirit of All Hallows’ Eve we take this post to honor past SEO and SEM tactics. Join us on a trip down memory lane through the graveyard of search engine marketing techniques of yore.

Dead SEM Tactics

 
  • Meta Keywords
    • Ah meta keywords. Once stuffing you with a vast number of keyword variables was a mighty SEO tactic. Now, although long since useful, you still linger giving false hope to SEO newbies.
  • Google Places
    • The world of localization has been rapidly changing, leaving a slew of dead tools and tactics in the wake. Most recently Google+ Local killed and replaced Google Places. This was (and in some cases still is) a confusing take-over. For more clarification about just what happened to the beloved Google Places, check out Josef’s localization articles.
  • PageRank
    • Once, long ago, PageRank was an acceptable and measurable SEO goal. However Google killed this goal with increasingly personalized search results. We’ll miss you PageRank.
  • Link Farms
    • Hello link farms. In the Wild West days of SEO you were the perfect solution to getting more “link juice” to help pages move up in ranks. Although never a sound SEO tactic, after Panda and Penguin Google updates you officially died. Well, not died per se – we all know you lurk in the outer reaches of the Internet waiting to lure out of touch SEO tacticians.
  • Wonder Wheel
    • Wonder Wheel! When still alive you were one of Google’s SEO tools, helping us identify additional related keywords for ad groups in Google AdWords. Although only alive from 2009-2011 you continue to haunt us on Google AdWords Exams. What unfinished business could you possibly have?!
  • Custom Targeting
    • Once an option in Google AdWords for targeting ads, you have since been survived by radius targeting, zip code targeting, and metro targeting.
  • Google+
    • Okay. So Google+ isn’t officially dead (yet). Consider this an anticipatory addition.

The graveyard of SEM tactics is rife with old techniques that no longer work, tools that have since been replaced, and networks that nobody uses. We remember you fondly. Rest in peace.

Google Now: Personal Assistant or Digital Stalker?

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

I recently purchased the hotly anticipated Google Nexus 7 tablet, with Google NowIn case you don’t know what Google Now is yet, it is either your best friend and personal assistant or worst enemy creepy digital stalker.  Google Now is integrated with all services that are connected to your Google Account – calendar, search, Gmail, Google+, Google Finance, etc. This service literally tracks your every move and serves you relevant reminders and updates when you need them. Here are several examples:

  • I had an appointment to bring my car into the dealership the other day. I was sitting on my couch playing with my tablet when all of a sudden a Google Now screen popped up telling me that I had to leave my house in 5 minutes to beat traffic to my appointment. 
  • I have a recurring staff meeting on my work calendar for every Tuesday morning, and every morning, my tablet reminds me that to make the meeting in time I need to catch the 7:56 bus that leaves the bus stop right across the street from my house.
  • The other day, I got a news update through Google Now about one of the stocks that I had put on my Google Finance watch list.
  • One last one – the other day I was searching for a product online, on my phone, I navigated over to Home Depot site.  When I got home, I turned on my tablet, and a Google Now notification popped up, telling me where the closest Home Depot store was that had my product in stock.

These are all very convenient scenarios, and on the one hand, I was very happy to get the reminders of when to leave, and tips on where to go. However, It also made me think about how creepy it is that Google knows more about me than some of my closest friends and family – maybe even more than I do.  Don’t get me wrong, as a search marketer, I am well aware of the information that is collected about me by Google and virtually every other online entity, but now Google is just throwing it all right in your face with Google Now. It’s been over a month since I have had my Google tablet, and I am still using Google Now – I am willingly giving Google all my information for the sake of convenience, and I am sure I am not the only one.

Also, as a search marketer, I have to wonder if Google Now will at some point in the not-so-distant future become the most targeted advertising channel out there.  Think about it, Google knows exactly what you are doing, when you are doing it, and where. It also knows who your social connections are, and what you searched for, etc. One top of all that, Google is training us to accept this relatively intrusive service.  Imagine the first scenario that I described, what if along with my oil change appointment reminder I received a discount coupon for a break inspection, or some other complimentary service. Or take my last scenario – I was looking for a hand cart by the way – what if along with directions to the nearest Home Depot store with that product, I received a discount coupon for all moving supplies (boxes, tape, etc.).  Or, from the point of the advertiser, if I was Lowes, would I be able to target people right as they were ready to go to Home Depot for a purchase?

I can provide many more hypothetical scenarios, but this really brings the Minority Report type future, with relevant and targeted ads bombarding you with every step that much closer to reality.

SEM Awareness Month, pt. 6 – Social Media Marketing

Tuesday, July 31st, 2012

Somehow, it’s the last day of July, which means it’s also (sadly) the last day of SEM Awareness Month.

social media marketing

The thing about this (made up) stat is, that it should be more! Every search marketer interested in the growth of organic traffic to a website should be using Twitter, Facebook and Google+ to engage with and grow their audience, and, yes, also improve organic search results. So claim/create your social media profiles, use keywords in your profiles and (when it makes sense) in the updates and posts you put on them. Don’t forget to link to your content when it makes sense to do so!

Since it’s the last day of SEM Awareness Month, here is a bonus Awareness “poster.”

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Just for fun, you can view all past SEM Awareness Month entries.

SEM Awareness Month, pt. 5 – Google Display Network

Thursday, July 26th, 2012

For the 5th installment of SEM Awareness Month, you should be warned about PPC. It’s a gateway to display. ppc advertising

Seriously, though, if you’re doing pay-per-click, you may find yourself starting to dally in the Google Display Network. This can be scary and daunting if you’re new to the search marketing game, so do yourself a favor and ease into it! Place remarketing code on your site, and start a new remarketing campaign. Once you’ve been running that for several weeks or a month, go to your Display Network tab and look at Automatic Placements.

automatic placements

Try sorting by conversions and by clicks. See any patterns? Relevant domains where your ads definitely belong? If not, give yourself some more time. If you do, create yet another new Display campaign with Managed Placements, and select these domains. Now you’ve just increased your reach without casting a big scary wide net on automatic placements (though those can be effective, too, let’s not forget).