Kind of fun. This computer has probably queried Google at least 1000 times today… keep getting prompted to prove I’m a human visitor. Checking for saturation of .EU top level domains in France only searches on Google.FR and just got this form. Finally found a use for all those French classes.
Interesting thing I saw today. I knew about a video beta in Google PPC, but I only just saw it today in the form of watching a trailer. I saw this ad for the Babies Movie (I’ve sat through the preview twice now and it looks insufferable). When I expanded the box it started playing right away. I also think it’s interesting that they’re sending people to the fan page on Facebook. But it makes a lot of sense to me. If you get people to be fans, you can continue that conversation with them (and then as an agency, I can target people who like it – for my own clients).
The goal of search engines such as Google is to serve up relevant results for any given query, regardless of merit. As a search engine marketing firm, we get exposed to a lot of real doozies that makes us think, “how is this relevant?” “who are these people that searched on this?” or just “WTF?!”
Below the staff of Nina Hale Inc has gathered some of the funniest or weirdest search queries that we stumbled across while working on client accounts.
These are real searches that people conducted on Google from Jan – March, 2010.
gloves that people can shoot out web
wool gangster shirts
what were the boots worn by tom selleck in quigley down under
do tuna cook while they swim
who invented friction
kitten smells like rotten eggs
is turkey poop brown
what is tuna made of
what does Farrah Faucet look like
did duck hunting change the world
Runners Up – or "You had me at 86 young!"
golf cart dui
bare thighs squeezes
birth certificate for republic of guinea
there he goes one of gods own prototypes
free left-handed scholarships
penile fitness
can you wear wool in the rain
86 year young lady leaky heart valve surgery swollen feet ankles
what kind of boots does bruce springsteen wear
what are small flat bottom boats such as duck hunting boats prone to do
preppy dog collars for boys
I can’t feel my fingers
Thanks to Tami Esslinger on the NHI staff for compiling these from the staff.
Come back every few months for more weird or funny searches we’ve seen.
Starting April 13, Twitter will roll out the option to buy the top result in the live searches on Twitter. This allows businesses to control the first message seen on a topic, and assures their posts have a prominent voice. There are still a lot of unknowns about the program, but we’ve tried to roll up as much information and analysis as we’ve found. We’ll definitely be a source for strategy and execution of this as it becomes widely available.
How Will It Work?
When a Twitter user searches for something on Twitter, an advertiser can pay to have one of their own posts show up in the top result. A search on Twitter can be through a search box, through clicking on a hashtage or by searching on a name, hashtag, or other keyword. In normal results, the most recent posts that fit that search will show in results. In Promoted Tweets, the advertiser’s chosen post will show first.
What’s In It For YOU?
Some primary uses for Promoted Tweets
Reputation. A company can use it to ensure that their side of an issue or scandal is told.
Veracity. To dispel rumors.
Sales. Promoting offers, deals, or availability of items.
Events. Promoting your post at the top of searches for hashtag events, you can ensure that people know you’re a part of it.
Loyalty. Promoting yourself as the best at what you do.
Authority. Possibly one of the more important uses of this is to establish yourself as the authority on a subject.
What Is The Reach Of Promoted Tweets?
Twitter is looking into a pay-for-performance model by analyzing the "resonance" of a Promoted Tweet. This would factor retweets, replies, and favorites to determine how good the ad is, akin to a quality score on Google AdWords. Those with high resonance will continue to be shown, while those with lower resonance will disappear as a Promoted Tweet, but go into the Tweet trail.
Can Your Competitors Or Haters Damage You?
Steve Helland from Fredlaw has given us some ideas about this could mean legally. More details to follow.
Is It An Open Program?
Right now this is being offered in a closed pilot to a handful of partners including: Best Buy, Bravo, Red Bull, Sony Pictures, Starbucks, and Virgin America. But it will start rolling out throughout the year. When it does, we’ll be on it, and we’re looking into a fast track for our clients.
Conclusion
Twitter Promoted Tweets hold great promise in laser-targeting potential customers at a moment of need, desire, or interest. We expect there will be a lot of money made, and potentially a lot lost as companies learn how to effectively use this new tool. Nina Hale Inc remains committed to working with clients to help strategize and execute online advertising that uses Search or CPC as its underlying model.
The popular sandwich shop near my house has been freaky slow lately– half-hour waits and the drivers seem to get lost even though I live on the same street and only three blocks away. Go figure.
Google, on the other hand, is insanely fast– picking up new sites and ranking them in as little as 10 hours. We helped a web developer launch a new client site yesterday on a brand new, just registered domain at 4:30PM CDT. We added the domain to the usual Google, Yahoo! and Bing URL submission forms, set up Google Webmasters Tools with a sitemap XML feed. This morning when we got to work– there was the site, ranking in Google number one for their brand. A quick check of the Google Webmasters Site Crawl report indeed confirmed it: Googlebot visited and indexed one page.
Yahoo! was just as fast if not faster as they’ve indexed a total of three pages from the new site over night, BUT they missed the homepage and rank the "privacy policy" page at number two for the brand– not ideal.
Google continues to send QR bar-coded window stickers to U.S. businesses who are already signed up in the local business center, and meet other requirements such as number of searches for directions and other information.
Once the business is registered, they can add coupons, images, videos, descriptions, links, hours and more. Customers with smart phones then scan the sticker (try the one above to get to Nina Hale, Inc), read or write reviews, view the coupons or mark it as a favorite place to visit later.
This is a great way for small businesses to interact with their customers, and is a smart way to bring more people into the Google advertising funnel.
At this point there is no way to request inclusion in this Google Beta, but you can join the action by getting your own QR (quick response) code here and put it on your blog, site, or email.
Just when you thought you had gotten used to recent changes at Google Local Business Center & maps, they throw a little bomb at you.
What you see below is an example of this bomb—a sponsored site creeping into what was formerly a space reserved for organic map results only.
Their intentions are clear—to draw in the $29 billion pool of small businesses that may feel overwhelmed and overbid in today’s online landscape by offering a $25/month enhanced listing that shows up with organic search results. People with a local business account can choose and alternate between seven ways to promote their enhanced listing: photos, videos, link to site, coupons, directions, menu and reservations.
The problem has always been how to tap into such a wide base of small businesses that historically doesn’t spend much money in online advertising while making it profitable. A problem companies like Dex and Yellow Pages continue to struggle with.
Google began cracking this shell last year by offering a way to measure the results of the Local Business Center, making it really easy for small businesses to see how many people are getting directions to their store, printing a coupon, or clicking through.
Right now this is only available in Houston and San Jose, but expect that this will grow as Google continues on its quest: “To organize the world’s information and make it universally accessible and useful.
Click here to read the original New York Times article.